December 2011
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Advice:
bensmasher:
If you have a hot date coming over to your place, just add green mouthwash to the piss that you didn’t flush. It will look like you are fancy enough to buy toilet bowl cleaner!
November 2011
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4 more pages and essay is done... blah, i want to...
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We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a...
– John C. Moffi (via venebelle)
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Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...
– Albert Einstein (via jetaimesarah)
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Ok Tumblr, G'night!
I’m going to sleep for 3 hours now before I begin my shopping (why do I do these things?).
All of my love,
Nessy
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reblog if you wanna cuddle with someone right now....
photofeminist:
Only all the time…
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